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LiteraryMaryMember Concerns and BusinessGreetings and SalutationsI've never needed an introduction in my life.
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« on: June 18, 2010, 09:23:07 AM »


Because I always walked in looking so fucking fabulous.

But hey.  Some of you may know me from the buk. net boards.  I'm hysterically funny and I think I'm the best writer in the world.  I drink a lot and become funnier.  I dance at random.  This board is lovely, though has many forums and is overwhelming.  I'm sure I'll get around to them all.  Merci.
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 02:29:02 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 02:54:17 PM »


Was drunk-ish yesterday.  Sorry you missed your shot.  No doubt it'll come on again soon.  I'm on Xanax right now.

I smoke tobacco!
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 05:01:12 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 07:46:56 PM »


Love loraz.  Haven't gotten my hands on it in a while - can you post that through snail mail I wonder?

Been looking around for the Father myself, haven't spoke to him in a while.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 08:02:46 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2010, 09:17:41 PM »


Welcome to Literary Mary. I think you'll find, Lo, that it's a most interesting tangle of thorns.
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 10:27:41 PM »


Neither Father Luke nor I has frequented bukowski.net in quite some time and I cannot remember who you are.

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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2010, 10:43:16 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2010, 10:55:29 PM »


He died when I was two, and, no, it wasn't soon enough.



Now that gave me a laugh.
Thanks.
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2010, 11:01:03 PM »


Aw shit, where the fuck are my manners. Oh, here they are. Welcome to Mary, Lolita. We met briefly at the other site you mentioned. It was more than a year ago. I told you my wife is also named Lolita. You told me--  not important now.
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2010, 02:58:58 PM »


Well thank you kind druggies and winos for the warm welcomes. 

Tobacco - what shipment you got comin' in? Wink Let me get on that train.  (No.  Not that kind of train.  Perv. )

Jen - I'm Lolita Ginsoski! Lexxi! You were "vodka" back then, we used to chat about your kids and such? Oh that's disappointing! I am hurt!

Nick. . .  I don't remember you at all.  Now you know how I feel about Jen forgetting me.
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2010, 03:20:09 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2010, 03:26:45 PM »


I remember you now.  I just needed a name jog.  It's been a while and a while is a blur for me.  It's nice to see you and it's nice to have you here.  I'm glad you've decided to come over and hang out.  How have you been?
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2010, 03:28:50 PM »


Tobacco (do you have a name or shall I just call you Mr.  Morris?), I'd still like to be on that oxy train.

Jen - Good to see you too :).  I've been fabulous, actually, for the first time in years.  And you my dear?
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