1: Richard Dawkins doesn't understand Christians because he does not know what it means to need God. He fails to accept that when they worship God they worship something in themselves.
2:No war ships here, cloudless calm, love in a iced glass of Aruba Rumba cocktail with a rainbow umbrella, perfectly ironed sand, sun blazing over body, into face, eyes shut, even the birds are quiet in a rare moment of acceptance, there is no prayer louder than peaceable ease.
3:How come they're terrorists and we're soldiers? How come our terrorism is called war and their war is called terrorism? Why, if China invaded America, wouldn't Americans want to bomb China? And how come if Iran is attacked by America, American may not attack Iran? How come we're not told that Iran signed the non nuclear proliferation treaty, and only wants to enrich uranium for domestic energy? How come no-one speaks of Operation Gladio? How come western secret servies work together in a global network, and yet no one believes it, believing Borne Supremacy, to be outlandish as a work of fiction, and ignore the reality of the oulandish work of fact? How come we are responsible for the world, and yet don't expect to grow our own vegetables? How come you want someone else to do the living for you, while you sit back, and wait for someone else to arrange your funeral?
4:I didn't pick you up from school today. I imagine you looked like a ghost. Your face hunched in a frown, bottom lip trembling, holding back the tears, lonely and out of your depth, no one to seek help from, just as a grey cloud rolled in, and the rain started. There was no one there to open an umbrella above your head, no concerned Mothers looked from window to see the little ginger haired girl, with white socks on, alone outside the school gates, doe eyed and anxiouos. No one knew then what had happened to Daddy.
5: The submarine filled with water, controlled by fish, Golden stars, pink Salmon, Angel fish, Bat fish, box fish, bufferfly fish, drift fishes, to cut a long fish list short, this submarine was the Noah's Ark of submarines, but with no religious ambitions. They simply felt that in a growing global world, it might be necessary to militarise their own portion of the ocean, that portion being the entire ocean, depending on what type of fish you are, and what waters you preffered to swim in (Yes, fish to are segregated along racial lines; some breeds simply could not live together, not least because the water content does not suit the temprament, but quite simply they couldn't swim that far anyway). Well, needless to say, this submarine, on its first voyage, travelling at high speeds (the fish were not accustomed to need for 'safe speeds' outside the submarine, naturally, within it, they didn't realise it applied) needless to say, a rookie, on the sonar, wasn't sure what to do when a massive rock showed up on the screen. The submarine tore into the rock at 25 knots, that's 29 miles per hour or 46 kilometers per hour, ripped along the side of the sub with the ease of a ring pull on a can of anchiovies. Naturally, all the fish were suck out into their home land, not one harmed, even the tropical fish endured the unusual water temprature. This event has gone down in fish history fish, as one of the great failures and successes in thre history of fish disasters.
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